Never Wear a Necktie when Operating a Lathe
When I read Hugh G. Calkins’s journal article about what happened to Pam, I thought at first that he is not a very good writer. But now, after having read it many times, I see it as a masterpiece of mind bending logic. An article to report a previously unreported complication, which cites two previous reports of the complication being reported.
Here are two sentences in the order in which they were published in the peer-reviewed Journal of Cardiovascular Electrophysiology Vol. 13, No. 8, August 2002
“Entrapment of a circular mapping catheter in the mitral valve apparatus during focal AF ablation is a serious and previously unreported complication. A review of the literature reveals that catheter entrapment in the mitral valve apparatus has been reported in association with catheter ablation procedures.”
The fact that this makes perfect sense to the author and his peers illustrates a main aspect of this story: The melding of Science, Medicine and Academia at teaching hospitals has rendered the patient an abstract part of the healing equation.
Catheter injury to a mitral valve, the “complication” that took Hugh Calkins by surprise in Pam’s case, has long been recognized by the American College of Cardiology as a risk of any cardiac catheterization because it is common sense: “Certain risks are associated with RF ablation. They include the general risks of any cardiac catheterization, such as valvular damage…” Hein Wellens, 1999. “The catheter should be carefully manipulated in order to avoid entrapment into the mitral valve apparatus.” Hindricks G: Eur Heart J 1993. Hugh Calkins himself has written that catheter manipulation can cause valvular damage, and he should know, because he was manipulating a catheter that damaged someone’s heart valve in 1991.
So why the compulsion to publish a story about a botched ablation? Especially since, according to what the attending physician told the patient and her family, the error occurred because he’d taken his eye off the ball. Most doctors would be embarrassed.
But if you can present it as news, as scientific discovery, then you can add another title to your list of publications. And that’s what it’s all about. In order to stay on top of the field you’ve got to publish, and to publish you’ve got to do things, you’ve got to try things and see what happens with this or that technique and then spread the word in the journals so that the state of the art can be ever advanced. The patients become statistics, they come and they go, and after a while a certain detachment begins to take hold. A scientist’s duty lies in pushing the boundaries of medicine.
Most people aren’t aware of the elitist attitude that pervades the upper echelons at hospitals like Hopkins. As a Harvard graduate recently commented, “In medical school we were actively encouraged to be leaders in medicine, and not necessarily good doctors.” Research and academic professor/physicians are generally out to prove a theory or test a procedure or product. You are not you coming to get well, you are one of forty patients in a defacto medical trial. You are an endpoint for a study, a chance to try out a new technique or device. You are a learning tool for students. Your body is the proving grounds for newcomers to medicine and their new hardware.
Calkins, et al, would protest that publishing Circular Mapping Catheter Entrapment in the Mitral Valve Apparatus: A Previously Unreported Complication was really a selfless act designed to warn fellow practitioners of a possible complication heretofore unknown. At least that’s what he told me. Calkins told me that he was going to write Pam’s story and publish it in medical journals so that others could be spared Pam’s fate. Doctors around the world needed be to alerted to this new and dangerous complication.
Sure enough, the story was published. It sent this message, more or less, out to interventional cardiologists everywhere: Attention: Keep an Eye on that Dangerous Catheter You’ve Let Loose in Your Patient’s Beating Heart — which makes about as much sense as a safety bulletin warning about the dangers of wearing a neck tie while operating a lathe:
Necktie Entrapment While Operating a Lathe: A Previously Unrecognized Complication of Making a Lamp in Woodshop
We describe the entrapment of a Salvatore Ferragamo Gancini Print silk necktie secured with a simple windsor knot within the rotational apparatus of a Ganesh GHT-59 Super-Precision Hardinge-type 2nd operation lathe (DV-59 copy) with a 3-horsepower electronic variable speed motor. A review of Popular Mechanics reveals 16 adverse outcomes last year when some portion of a lathe operator’s neck tie became entangled in the moving parts of a lathe.
The occurrence of this previously unreported complication involving a Salvatore Ferragamo Gancini Print silk necktie stresses the need for continual monitoring and reporting of adverse effects from new devices and procedures to better inform lathe operators as to proper neck attire.
Based on our experience, several recommendations can be made that may lower the possibility of this complication occurring in the future…
But I learned a few things from Circular Mapping Catheter Entrapment in the Mitral Valve Apparatus: A Previously Unreported Complication. For starters, I learned that it’s not so hard as you’d think to become an author in the world of professional medicine. And I learned that there is nothing sacred about a patient’s medical records.
